I may be ugly…
But Klean up doe!
GF: Where were you last night?
Me: Slim I got kidnapped by ninja aliens who smelled like another woman’s perfume.
GF: what are these marks on your neck?
Me: I know they look like hickeys but they are DEFINITELY not. The ninja aliens beat me up bae.
THIS Friday @silverspringnupes are throwing our “Rolling with the Nupes” Skate Party.
You hit the club EVERY Friday. When’s the last time you did something different? Bring a date or come solo and make new friends!
Music, food, and the Nupes!
#SoSuaveSSA #SSANupes #nupes #D9 #Divine9 #Skating #SkateParty
I was channeling Hov last night at Karaoke.
If I had a girl she’d be calling me Bae-Z. Get it? Bae. Z!?!?!?!?!?!
I’m killing y’all. Set fire to deese bishes.